SATURDAY! SATURDAY! SATURDAY! We will be taking over at Mays Landing Hometown Celebration to bring to you the best thing since sliced bread! We at Kneble’s Auto Service Center Inc. will be holding a car smash!
Yes, while we fix cars; for charity we will have you smash a car! All the proceeds will go to the South Jersey Branch of the Community FoodBank of New Jersey. For those who don’t know what a car smash is – it is simple. Follow the steps below.
Five Steps on How to Destroy The Car
We have a car. We want to destroy the car. We need your help. All for a great cause!
Step 1. Arrive at the Car Smash
Step 2. Choose your destruction plan
Step 3. Choose your tool for destruction
Step 4. Put on your safety gear
Step 5. Let the MAYHEM ensue
The Nitty Gritty Details
Let’s get into the details about all of this so everyone can ask.
When?
10:00am to 5:00pm. ALL DAY, BABY!
Where?
Why?
We love our community. Our community is our family. We want to help some of our family. All money raised will go towards the South Jersey Branch of the Community FoodBank of New Jersey to help those in our community.
Sponsors
We got them sponsors that are helping this event become even more awesome than it already is.
Frequently Asked Questions
Here are some questions that no one has asked us so far, but probably will be asked later. So, let us get these out of the way.
Can anyone smash the car?
Yes. We accept everyone. If you’re over 18 years old, you can fill out the liability form by yourself. If you’re under 18, you’ll need a parent or guardian to fill out the liability form. The form is just a formality and also allowing us to have your soul for free.
How much does this cost?
Ahh…we’re getting to the real deets. Let’s break it down for you.
- $5 for 3 hits ($15 to combo with a t-shirt)
- $15 for 2 minutes of free for all ($25 to combo with a t-shirt)
- $15 for a stylish hypebeast car smash t-shirt
If you want to pay more, more power to you. If you want to pay less, not cool. THIS IS FOR THE HUNGRY!
You fix cars. Why are you promoting smashing a car? Where is the humanity?
There is some logic there. Although, think of it this way. These cars were heading to the junkyard either way. We might as well have some fun playing with tools and compacting it for them.
Rain or Shine?
You think a little water is going to stop us from destroying some cars? LOL!
Cash or Credit?
Cash. We’re not playing with plastic. We’re playing with metal! Stop at a Wawa and get some cash money!
We saw glass on the trailer video; is there going to be glass on the vehicles at the event?
There will be NO glass on the vehicles at the event! Safety is our utmost priority which is why the actual vehicles are already have all the glass removed, liquids drained, and all the other precautions taken care of. Plus, we have safety gear as shown in above and in the video!
Why?
How the heck did you make it down to this question and not read the rest of this where we wrote and talk about how this is for the South Jersey Branch of the Community FoodBank of New Jersey. Jeez. READ UP!
Why are you taking my photo and taping me…this is weird?
Wouldn’t you want to share this with friends and show how badass you are? Plus, this is optional. So…up to you. Just say no if you’re not down.
Can I take my own photos?
Please! We have a Snapchat geofilter. Use it so we can seem cooler and your friends think you’re the coolest person they know! Instagram the photo. Tweet it. Put it on Facebook. Tag Kneble’s Auto. Use a hashtag: #KneblesCarSmash
