Future of Kneble’s Auto

ATTENTION: We have some VERY important news on the structure and future of Kneble’s Auto! PLEASE WATCH AND SHARE! Edit: April Fools!

Transcript:

Nancy Kneble: Hi, I’m Nancy at Kneble’s Auto Service Center. I have a very important announcement that I wanted everybody to know. I’m retiring. Goodbye.

Grant Kneble: Grab this. Hi, I’m Grant. You may know me from coming out with the idea of these videos. Actually, you don’t know me. I’m usually behind the camera. Doesn’t matter. So I got to take over the business because this is my livelihood at stake. How am I supposed to live at home? Okay, so here’s my brilliant idea. Us millennials are thinking of the future. Not many of the older folks, you older folks are thinking of the future. So listen up. Elon Musk owns Tesla Electric.

I like it, but he’s a little loopy in the head in my opinion. He’s doing these crazy things with robots. Not what we’re doing. We’re taking it back to like Amsterdam does it? No more Kneble’s Auto. We’re doing bikes. Yes. Bikes. So it’ll be Kneble’s Bike Shop. You can come in, we’ll fix your bike. No transmission. No, we wheel alignment.

I mean if you need a bike wheel alignment, but no oil changes. We’re not doing oil changes, bad for our environment. We will make sure your tires are nice and … fuck. We’ll make sure your tires are actually pumped. We’ll make sure everything is gripped well, not like this, but it will work. And even a bonus, if you can’t ride a bike or you need more people to be on it, we do scooters too. So you can sit on it and you charge it in, but you got to make sure it’s solar power because we’re good for the environment.

We’re looking to the future. So if you want to go far, make sure you’re nice and healthy and you’re drinking any soda because that’s bad. Unless you’re Lance Armstrong, in which case you’re taking steroids and you’re good. Yeah. So come down to Kneble’s Bike Shop, starting today and today only, or not today only but to the future. Oh, darn it. Oh, I’m a film guy. I don’t know what to do. Film bikes. Yeah. We’ll sell helmets. Helmet, yes, helmets. This is going to be good. Trust me. We’re thinking about the future. We’re going to be nice and good. Kneble’s Bike Shop. Come on down.
Nancy Kneble: I’m back. Thank goodness. I need to rescue the business again. I don’t know what my son was doing, because really it was April Fools. I’m back. I’m here. Don’t worry. The videos are going to be coming.