Nancy attempts to discuss how to purchase a used vehicle when her video was hacked! See how she handles the scenario and all about the incredible Car Smash on June 24th at the Mays Landing Hometown Celebration!
Nancy Kneble: Are you in the market for a used car? Hi, I’m Nancy Kneble’s Auto. What’s what’s going on? Are we being hacked?
Grant Kneble: We’re here at Lake Lenape where in just a few days, we’re going to be taken over, and we’ve got the front spot. That means as soon as you walk in, you’re going to see us, and we’ve got something special for you guys. We don’t have one but two cars we’re going to smash. Yes, hammers, sledgehammers, spray paint, little hammers, crowbars. We got it all for you, and all of the proceeds are going to go to the Community Food Bank of New Jersey, the Southern Branch because we’re taking care of our locals. Now, for $5 you get three big swings. You make them count. For $15, this is all yours. Two minutes. Smash a car. Do you want to use the sledgehammer? Go ahead. Do you want to use the hammer and the sledgehammer? Go ahead. Do you want to start doing some graffiti art with our spray paint? We welcome you.
It’s going to be glorious here at the May’s Landing Hometown Celebration because we’re taking over, and let me show you the vehicles we’re working with. And just like that, we’re here. Film magi. Here’s one of our cars because the other ones in our shopping prepared. You see, we have no lights, no front. We have no side windows, but only a windshield and the back. You know why? Because we’re getting rid of them. We care about your safety. We’re going to make you wear goggles, actual goggles, not sunglasses, but they could fit over your sunglasses. We’re going to destroy this car. We’re going to wreck this car. We’re going to smash this car. We’re just going to graffiti this car. I’m so pumped.
If that is not enough because you want more, we’ve got more. Thanks to Eastern Auto Parts and Value Auto Parts and The Hub, we’re giving things away. They’ve got hats, we got koozies, we got bottle openers, we got inflatables. What? And we’ve got a $50 gift card to The Hub. Yeah, that place in May’s Landing that gives awesome boots and clothes and stuff to work in, you betcha. Now, if you miss out and you’re watching us on a Sunday or Monday or Tuesday or afterward, you’re missing the best event ever happened in May’s Landing ever, so see there, Saturday, June 24th 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM. You better be there.
Nancy Kneble: Okay, Grant. You can have this week. I’ll see you next week. We’ll be talking about those used cars you may be buying.